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A verbal stunt pilot doing loop-de-loops before your eyes.

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    wolvensnothere:

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I love this post so much


my hand slipped

with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

    wolvensnothere:

    sodomquake:

    robowolves:

    trimcoast:

    orangemuses:

    I love this post so much

    image

    my hand slipped

    with their new hit song, “Randomly Searching 4 U”

    I am re-reblogging just because that was so good

    I think this one’s an Always Reblog, because the picture, the illustration, and the song title are just too damn perfect together.

    (Source: tardismetotomorrowworld, via mewinthelandofooo)

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    "If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"
    Kendra Wells. (via mysharona1987)

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    "Don’t take a nude pic if you’re a famous woman and don’t want it leaked."

    hatthaway:

    mysharona1987:

    "Don’t wear a hoodie if you don’t want to be mistaken for a criminal and shot."

    "Don’t get drunk at a party if you don’t want to be sexually assaulted."

    "Don’t argue with a cop if you don’t want to get killed."

    "Don’t walk home by yourself if you don’t want to get raped."

    Victim blaming 101: Everyone should live in fear from ever doing anything.

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    fausterella:

    onasolosaxophone:

    This is why I love the theatre.

    SO HAPPY

    Dying.

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    “You fool. No man can kill me.”

    How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird?

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    Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this scene because he came out of Macbeth thinking that Shakespeare had missed a golden opportunity with the ”Be bloody, bold, and resolute; laugh to scorn the power of man, for none of woman born shall harm Macbeth” prophecy

    Being letdown by Macbeth is apparently a significant factor in Tolkien’s writing because the Ent/Huorn attack on Isengard was the result of his disappointment that the whole “til Birnam Wood come to Dunsinane” thing was just some dudes holding sticks and not actual ambulatory trees.

    so he basically took his favorite shakespeare headcanons and put them into his AU fic

    This revelation just knocked me over.

    LET ME TELL YOU A THING ABOUT JOHN RONALD REUEL TOLKIEN. BACK THE FUCK UP SIT THE FUCK DOWN YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING YOU’RE FUCKING JON SNOW HERE. LET ME TELL U A THING

    JONNY T WAS LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FANBOY TO EVER WALK THE EARTH. LITERALLY THIS FUCKIN NERD WENT INTO WORLD WAR ONE AND WROTE NORSEFIC EDDA FANFIC IN THE TRENCHES AND SENT IT TO ALL HIS FRIENDS WHO WERE PRESUMABLY LIKE “JOHN WHAT THE FUCK”

    BUT IT DOESN’T END THERE

    HIS WIFE? MADE HER AND HIMSELF INTO SELF-INSERT OCS IN SAID FIC. ALSO MADE HIMSELF A TOTAL TYR SELF INSERT CHARACTER. ALL VERY DRAMATIC. KEPT WRITING THIS FIC UNTIL IT WAS HUGE. AFTER HE DIED HIS SON PUBLISHED IT AND CALLED IT THE SILMARILLION. JRR YOU FUCKIN NERD

    WAIT I’M NOT FUCKING DONE YET. TREEBEARD? BASED THE WAY HE TALKED OF HIS OLD FRIEND JACK WHO YOU ALL MIGHT KNOW AS CS LEWIS. THAT’S RIGHT. THAT NARNIA MOTHERFUCKER. WROTE HIM INTO LORD OF THE RINGS AKA THE SEQUEL TO THE SEQUEL OF HIS ORIGINAL FANFIC MASTERPIECE. CS LEWIS FUCKING HATED LORD OF THE RINGS. TOLKIEN FUCKING HATED NARNIA. BASICALLY THEY STARTED THE OXFORD PROFESSOR LIVEJOURNAL CLUB AND THEY FLAMED EACH OTHER’S SHIT RELENTLESSLY YET REMAINED BFFS

    SHELOB? FUCKING TARANTULA BIT J-TIDDY ON THE FOOT WHEN HE WAS LIKE 3. WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS.

    HIS AUNT’S HOUSE? NAMED BAG END. YEAH YOU GUESSED IT WROTE IT INTO LORD OF THE RINGS

    THIS FUCKING DORKUS SUPREME MADE UP HIS OWN LANGUAGE. WAIT NO IM WRONG. HE MADE UP LIKE 80 LANGUAGES AND DIALECTS AND ALPHABETS AND SHIT 

    BEST PART OF ALL?? HIS OWN LAST NAME, TOLKIEN, WAS DERIVED FROM THE GERMAN “TOLKHUN” MEANING “FOOLHARDY”. DOES THAT RING A BELL TO ANYONE FAMILIAR TO LORD OF THE RINGS??? BECAUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT PEREGRIN “PIPPIN” TOOK’S LIKE FUCKING CATCHPHRASE WAS “FOOL OF A TOOK”. TOLKIEN FIC’D HIS OWN FAMILIAL LINGUISTIC HISTORY INTO HIS WORK WHAT A DWEEB

    IN 2008 HE RANKED 6TH ON A LIST OF THE TOP 50 BRITISH WRITERS SINCE 1945. HE WAS A PROFESSOR OF LANGUAGES AND OTHER IMPORTANT STUFFY SHIT AT OXFORD

    AND JRR TOLKIEN WAS THE BIGGEST DWEEB EVER TO LIVE

    THE END

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    sandandglass:

    Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

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    lebensmde:

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retrospect-:

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cherubrockk:

OKAY, THIS IS GREAT.

this kid gets points.

equality, you’re doing it right.

Pure. Fucking. Genius.

 That was so clever o.O

i love this so so much

    lebensmde:

    harleyariela:

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    retrospect-:

    yourforeversallthatineed:

    cherubrockk:

    OKAY, THIS IS GREAT.

    this kid gets points.

    equality, you’re doing it right.

    Pure. Fucking. Genius.

     That was so clever o.O

    i love this so so much

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